Two Beards Deli Menu (Update 2025)

Introducing Two Beards Deli, a vegan and deli concept based in Grand Rapids, MI. This hipster and casual spot offers a plethora of options for both meat lovers and plant-based eaters. The menu boasts a wide selection of sandwiches, salads, and wraps, with creative names like The Anchor, The Hulihee, and The Dale Earnhardt. Customers rave about the fresh and delicious creations, such as the Bearded Lady salad and the vegan Ruben-inspired Dale Earnhardt. The staff exude friendliness and efficiency, ensuring a pleasant dining experience. While there might be a wait during busy times, the quality of the food makes it worth it. So, whether you're a vegetarian, vegan, or meat enthusiast, Two Beards Deli has something for everyone to enjoy.

Turkey (grilled)

Anchor

Turkey, bacon, white cheddar, parmesan herb mayo, on white panini

Old Dutch

Turkey, smoked gouda, red peppers, red onion, tomato garlic mayo, on white panini

Zappa

BBQ pulled turkey, muenster, red onion, pickles, spicy brown mustard, BBQ mayo, on white panini

Van Dyke

Turkey, pastrami, cheddar, red peppers, caramelized onion, tomato garlic mayo, on marble rye

Hollywoodian

Turkey, swiss, coleslaw, tomato garlic mayo, on marble rye

Gandalf

Turkey, feta spread, artichokes, red onion, watercress, on a white bun

Honest Abe

Turkey, swiss, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo, on sourdough

The Winnfield

Turkey, bacon, white cheddar, tomato, romaine, avocado ranch, on sourdough

Randy Savage

Turkey, ham, bacon, swiss, cheddar, tomato, romaine, tomato garlic mayo

Al Gore

Turkey, feta spread, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, spring mix, in a wrap

Super Mario

Turkey, salami, capicola, mortadella, tomato, romaine, on a ciabatta sub with a side of italian dressing

Turkey (cold)

Ham (grilled)

Balbo

Ham, bacon, horseradish cheddar spread, parmesan herb mayo, on white panini

Al Borland

Ham, swiss, gouda, caramelized onion, chipotle mayo, on white panini

Evil Spock

Pulled pork, muenster, red peppers, pickles, caramelized onion, spicy brown, mayo, on white panini

Luigi

Ham, capicola, mortadella, mozzarella, cheddar, marinated tomato, red onion, on a white sub with a side of italian dressing

Pavarotti

Pepperoni, mortadella, salami, swiss, provolone, olive tapenade, giardiniera, on a white bun with a side of italian dressing

Hagrid

Pulled pork, chicken, cheddar, red onion, BBQ mayo, on a ciabatta sub

Billy Mays

Ham, white cheddar, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo, on sourdough

Maurice Sendak

Ham, provolone, tomato, red onion, romaine, dijon mayo, on light rye

Groucho Marx

Ham, egg salad, pickles, romaine lettuce on nine-grain wheat

Tom Selleck

Ham, salami, bacon, cheddar, tomato, romaine, horseradish mayo, on marble rye

Ham (cold)

Roast Beef (grilled)

Will Riker

Roast beef, horseradish cheddar spread, caramelized onions, on a pretzel bun with a side of au jus

Teen Wolf

Roast beef, swiss, red onion, mushroom, horseradish mayo, on a pretzel sub with a side of au jus

Ulysses S. Grant

Roast beef, turkey, gouda, red peppers, parmesan herb mayo, on a pretzel sub with a side of au jus

George Lucas

Roast beef, bacon, white cheddar, caramelized onion, BBQ mayo, on a white bun

Shaft

Roast beef, cheddar, caramelized onion, mushrooms, parmesan herb mayo, on white panini

Captain Nemo

Roast beef, crab salad, white cheddar, tomato, watercress, lemon sundried tomato mayo, on a white sub

Chuck Norris

Roast beef, ham, salami, bacon, mortadella, provolone, spicy brown, mayo, on marble rye

King Tut

Roast beef, provolone, tomato, romaine, tomato garlic mayo, on white panini

Yosemite Sam

Roast beef, white cheddar, red onion, tomato, jalapeno, romaine, chipotle mayo, on a white sub

Roast Beef (cold)

Corned Beef/Pastrami (grilled)

Rick Rubin

Corned beef, swiss, sauerkraut, on marble rye

Conan O'Brien

Corned beef, feta spread, red pepper, red onion, spicy brown, on marble rye

Hulihee

Corned beef, pastrami, smoked cheddar, caramelized onion, tomato garlic mayo, on white panini

King Leonidas

Corned beef, capicola, mortadella, mozzarella, marinated tomato, parmesan herb mayo, on white panini

Klingon

Pastrami, salami, swiss, sauerkraut, russian dressing, horseradish mayo, on white panini

Jim Henson

Corned beef, swiss, coleslaw, russian dressing, on marble rye

Leo Tolstoy

Pastrami, provolone, caramelized onion, rosemary thyme mustard, on a pretzel bun

Rza

Corned Beef, Spicy Brown Mustard, Swiss Cheese on Marble Rye Cold

George Carlin

Corned beef, salami, horseradish cheddar spread, tomato, romaine, horseradish mayo, on marble rye

Corned Beef/Pastrami (cold)

Chicken (grilled)

Obi Wan Kenobi

Chicken, provolone, portabellas, red pepper, lemon sundried tomato mayo, on white panini

Fred Sandford

Blackened chicken, bacon, cheddar, avocado spread, caramelized onion, tomato, romaine, cilantro mayo, on white panini

ZZ Top

Blackened chicken, feta spread, caramelized onion, red peppers, mushrooms, chipotle mayo, on white panini

Dom Deluise

Chicken, bacon, capicola, mozzarella, marinated tomato, red onion, on a ciabatta sub

Burl Ives

Chicken, ham, bacon, bleu cheese, muenster, tomato, romaine, spicy brown, on a ciabatta sub

Steven Spielberg

Chicken, feta spread, red onion, spinach, cherry apple sage mustard, on white panini

Lionel Richie

Chicken, mozzarella, squash, zucchini, eggplant, marinated tomato, spinach, on a jalapeno sub

George Clooney

Chicken, bacon, cheddar, swiss, tomato, red onion, romaine, tomato garlic mayo, on a white panini

Shakespeare

Chicken, bacon, muenster, avocado spread, tomato, romaine, mayo, on a pita

Jim Morrison

Blackened chicken, smoked cheddar, red onion, tomato, romaine, avocado ranch, in a wrap

Samuel L Jackson

Chicken, gouda, roasted apples, spinach, walnut honey mustard, on a white bun

Chicken (cold)

Salad Sandwiches

Willie Nelson (Cold)

Chicken Salad, white cheddar, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, tomato, romaine, on nine grain wheat

Michael Moore (Cold)

Egg salad, muenster, romaine on nine grain wheat

Poseidon (Grilled)

Tuna salad, white cheddar, tomato, lemon sun-dried tomato mayo, on white panini

King Triton (Cold)

Tuna salad, muenster, cucumber, tomato, romaine, on a sun-dried tomato wrap

Bluto (Cold)

Shrimp salad, muenster, red peppers, red onions, spinach, on nine grain wheat

Yeti (Grilled)

Chicken salad, bacon, cheddar, marinated tomato, tomato garlic mayo, on white panini

Ewok

Polish sausage, swiss, potatoes, fresh horseradish, caramelized onion, on white panini

Stan Lee

Sage sausage, gouda, red peppers, sauerkraut, spicy brown mustard, on white panini

Silent Bob

Curry sausage, gouda, roasted apple, red pepper, caramelized onion, cherry apple sage mustard, on white panini

Mike Ditka

Polish sausage, cheddar, tomato, red onion, banana peppers, spicy brown mustard, pickles on white sub

Freddie Mercury

Spicy Sausage, bacon, pepperoni, mozzarella, marinated tomato, chipotle mayo, on a white bun

Zeus

Sage sausage, mortadella, mozzarella, red peppers, giardiniera, olive tapenade, spinach, on a ciabatta sub

Sausage Sandwiches (grilled)

Vegetarian Sandwiches (grilled)

Bob Ross

Portabella, red pepper, caramelized onion, gouda, tomato garlic mayo, on white panini

Walrus

Cheddar, white cheddar, provolone, on white panini

Salvador Dali

Gouda, white cheddar, horseradish cheddar spread, provolone, muenster, on white panini

Chewbacca

Portabella, squash, zucchini, eggplant, marinated tomato, feta spread, olive tapenade, on a pretzel sub

Inspector Clouseau

Squash, zucchini, coleslaw, swiss, russian dressing, on marble rye

Clark Gable

Eggplant, marinated artichoke, red onion, marinated tomato, red pepper, feta spread, spinach, on white panini

Shel Silverstein

Squash, zucchini, marinated artichoke, red pepper, watercress, gouda, hummus, avocado spread, on white panini

Allen Ginsberg

Vegan bacon, tomato, romaine, veganaise, on white panini

Count Von Count

Black bean patty, red pepper, green pepper, caramelized onion, spinach, chipotle veganaise, on white panini

Mr. T

Falafel cake, artichoke, red pepper, basil veganaise, spring mix, on nine grain wheat

The Two Tone

Black bean patty, falafel cake, squash, zucchini, tomato, avocado spread, basil veganaise, on white panini

Dr. Zaius

Seasoned tofu, spicy slaw, veganaise, russian dressing, on marble rye

The Hayao Miyazaki

Curry tofu, carrot, broccoli, red cabbage, spinach, orange ginger veganaise, on sundried tomato wrap

Charles Darwin

Blackened tofu, red pepper, cucumber, squash, zucchini, tomato, avocado spread, romaine, chipotle veganaise, on nine grain wheat

Levar Burton

Seasoned tofu, red onion, marinated tomato, hummus, garlic mustard vinegrette, spring mix, on marble rye

Danny Trejo

Black bean patty, artichokes, green pepper, marinated tomato, red onion, spring mix, chipotle veganaise, on a white sub

Lemmy Kilmister

Blackened tofu, green peppers, red onion, portabella, veganaise, on ciabatta sub

Ted Geisel

Seasoned tofu, cucumber, tomato, spinach, olive tapenade, veganaise, on a white sub

Woody Harrelson (Cold)

Vegan bacon (grilled), pickle, red onion, jalapeno, cucumber, tomato, avocado spread, romaine, chipotle veganaise, on a sundried tomato wrap

Dale Earnhardt

Blackened tofu, sauerkraut, red onion, pickle, russian dressing, veganaise, on marble rye

Andre

Blackened tofu, vegan bacon, caramelized onion, banana pepper, tomato, avocado spread, romaine, chipotle veganaise, on nine grain wheat

Heihachi Mishima

Falafel cake, cucumber, pickle, tomato, spicy slaw, on a pita with a side of dill tahini sauce

The Sandwich Formerly Known As Prince

Blackened tofu, mushroom, red onion, marinated tomato, squash, zucchini, giardiniera, olive tapenade, fennel, on a ciabatta bun with a side of italian dressing

Jack Black

BBQ jackfruit, spicy slaw, pickle, avocado spread, veganaise, on white panini

Vegan Sandwiches